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Playoff Results: Dan “Pretty Boy” DeQuattro and his point machine partner, Garry Reilly, cruised to a playoff victory over the beleaguered Al Cotoia. Due to self appointed playoff commissioner, Bill Gelsomino’s crazy playoff formula, Cotoia was placed at a significant disadvantage in the finals when he had to play without his partner, Rick Guerra. Cotoia and Guerra who each took back to back two week trips to Italy causing the shorthanded team, were each heard to voice their complaints to Gelsomino in Italian and with a final one fingered salute hand gesture. For their playoff victory, each of the victors have won a personalized prize. “Pretty Boy” has won a year of free electrolosis and waxing at Francesco’s Salon in Johnston, RI. Francesco has indicated that he will personally apply the hot wax to Dan’s delicate areas. Garry, on the other hand, in keeping with his long held contention that the Thong League is screwing him is getting an empty envelope for his efforts.
TOURNAMENT RESULTS: Johnson’s Johnsons defeat LaFazia’s Lunatics 14 1/2 points to 11 1/2 points. In a hard fought match at the Alpine Country Club, Bob Johnson led his hard charging band of Johnsons to victory over Vin LaFazia’s Lunatics. The individual points earned by each player are listed in green.
The Closest to the Pin winners were as follows: Hole #12 – Slick Wardick; Hole #6 – Fran Chatelle; Hole #12 – Jim Meikle; Hole #15 – Mike Taveras
The Skin Winners were as follows: Steve Placella – Hole #2 – #5 Hdcp; Dennis Ryan #15 – #18 Hdcp (only birdie in “B” division)
The Skills Competition Winners were as follows: 60 Yard Shot: Bob Johnson – hole out; Longest Drive: Ken Mason – 312 yards; Putting Contest – Steve Richtarik; Greenside Bunker Shot: Al Cotoia
The results of the other matches are listed above.
League Regular Season Team Awards: 1st Place Team: Vin “Maggott” LaFazia & Bob Moretti; 2nd Place Team: Bill “Swing Change” Gelsomino & Andy “where’s my “A” partner” Constant;
3rd Place Team: Steve “Statman” Richtarik & George “the Buffalo Hunter” Benjamin
League Regular Season Individual Awards “A” Division: 1st Place Points: Ken Mason (71.5); 2nd Place Points: Bill Gelsomino (69); 3rd Place Points: Vin Lafazia (66)
League Regular Season Individual Awards “B” Division: 1st Place Points: Andy Constant (73); 2nd Place Points: George Benjamin (69); 3rd Place Points: Bob Moretti (68)
League Superlatives: Best Dressed; Fran Chatelle; Perfect Attendance: Ernie Panos